I just had those most panic inducing realization. If we do this second pregnancy thing (coming up on two years puts the realization of a second pregnancy as more of a reality instead of a dream) I guess I'm going to have to either make Mike's Mom watch the kids or *start panic attack here* have someone that is not Mike in the delivery room with me. ( Read more... )

The closer we get to 9 months the more I realize I'm nearly at the half way point of my nursing journey and I want to do a little dance because OH MY GOD MY BODY TO MYSELF MY BED TO MYSELF ME ME ME ME ME and then I want to curl into a ball and cry because my little babies are so, so big ( Read more... )

My song about baby feet:

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Archer have a quick chat with my boob:

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Archer wants to chat with me, the baby in the "phone", and basically everything around himself:

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I had a series of super vivid dreams last night that were safe for work for once. I dream in porno these days. No, really. I do ( Read more... )

You know, it occurred to me a lot of my child free friends love science and hate children. So far, these two are like a science project of if it can go wrong, let's see how ( Read more... )

Went through the bags of stuff given to me by my former co-worker Alicia. I now have clothes that are maternity AND fit. So I actually feel kind of sexy instead of frumpy. I found a pair of khakis that will make me cry if they fit. I am so tired of my extremely over sized pants at work and feeling like an all around fat ass ( Read more... )

Saw a parenting post about "your favorite baby locks". I was trying to figure out how 50/50 people loved/hated them. Why did they need advice about dreadlocking their babies hair?

Oh, right. LOCKS. Like lock and keys. RIGHT. *face palm*

Why can't I read anything correctly today?